At this place, I shall come face to face with my fears, demons, spirits, netherworld, nadir, and triumph's zenith! Supposing you wanted to read about the woman who gave birth to river Nile, or the fact that the Greeks borrowed fables and story-telling from their interactions with Africa or the fact that Africa has so much she can contribute to the world all and is draped in diversity! Come, let me take you to that journey please! What? You don't talk to strangers? Well, well.....
Thursday, 3 October 2013
Wednesday, 2 October 2013
The man who called about the lost dog
I have two issues to bring before you sire;
an owner less dog and a dog less owner.
It is a black and white dog;
the dog with black and white spots;
the spotted dog;
the owner less dog;
the dog without an owner;
the owner less black and white dog;
the owner less dog with black and white spots;
the black and white spotted owner less dog;
the dog without its owner;
the lost dog
the dog less owner;
the lost dog without an owner;
the owner without a black and white dog;
the owner of the black and white spotted dog;
the owner of the lost dog with black and white spots.
A misunderstanding!
This here is Crawford, says Lincoln
Is he a rapper too?, I ask ponderously
No, he is gay, Lincoln says.
Then let him get on stage too, I command.
No, you don't understand, Lincoln blames me.
How is that? I ask.
He is gay, Lincoln speaks louder.
Then let him dress in a subtle way,I advise.
No, not his dressing, Lincoln interjects.
Then what? I ask incredulously.
He sleeps with men, Lincoln asserts.
In bed? I ask.
Yes, Lincoln answers.
Come on where do we all sleep? I ask flabbergasted.
Get him on the stage, I say again this time forcefully.
No, you don't get it. Lincoln stubbornly objects.
He is a fag, he continues.
What is that ? I ask
A person who is you know... Lincoln whispers.
A lad? A fad? But that is fashionable, I continue.
Sssh! Don't talk so loud, Lincoln speaks conspiratorially looking left, right ,center.
He is gay, Lincoln insists.
If he insists on dressing smart so be it,I finally say.
Beware your pronouncements!
Disabled we all are in
some way: beware what your pronouncements are!
I was walking down
Franklin street on my way to the library and later to the Union
Station. I happened to get to a corner that was the only space to go
through. On the left two cars had double parked. On the right was a
high fence on which an orange sign with the words 'Repairs' was
hanging. Ahead of me were three people talking about the government
shut down. One of them, the one with crutches had eaten up the little
space I could squeeze in. The kind of smoke coming from their cigars
(or whatever was folded and was brown in color) had taken the rest of
the space.
Ahead was a group with
signs saying” 'No to Shut down,'Shutdown means longer lines,' get
serious Republicans,' 'get over your pettiness,' ….This was near
the Commons and the green park. It was a sure way to be noticed. The
government has been shut down. This is day two! Some great people saw it
fit to make pronouncements to shut down the government. Many of my
friends are now work less ( probably soon to be jobless). I hear
furloughed! A very polite way of saying 'stay home.'
But, back to my smoking
three-some friends! I was forced to reflect on my disability too.
I was talking to my
friends about a chance to get a part time job. I was supposed to fill
up the empty slot for two friends who were leaving for Ghana for two
weeks. But when I was telling this friend, she heard me say: 'feel
up.' An American, white person and well educated is this friend. Here
I was going on with 'feeling up' my Ghanaian friends. She must have
gone through all the emotions short of comatose. In her mind: Tom,
please shut up before you go into the graphics of feeling up people.
In order to say fill up, I had to say it faster. Otherwise lingering
would mean I was planning to grope people! La!!!! Bwah!! Bwah!!!
It
reminded me of a compliment another African friend gave to these cute
looking Indian girls whose parents were formerly from
Uganda ( Idi Amin saga, you get my trend of things?). This
Liberian made this compliment: ' I shall make you my third wife. Oh
you look so beautiful.' La!! Bwah!! The Nigerian not to be left out
went on thus: 'You would be my number two but you take over the main
house.' The girl or woman said: 'am married and have two children.'
This was confirmed by her other work mate in
this deli we frequent to make
orders for snacks ( Honey Dew). Are you aware that is sexual
harassment guys??? We are disabled in a way. It is a disability I
want to call cultural insensitivity!
Today
again, I happened to meet three of my friends who shared a sad story
about a friend of theirs. This Ghanaian leaves Dorchester goes to
Boston and wins a job slot with Walmart. He is so good he gets to go
to New York where he is trained to
become a junior supervisor.
On completing the 6 months probation,
he seeks out his immediate supervisor. 'I shall get you a Ghanaian
woman. You are a handsome man. You deserve a woman.' Wow! So,
confident this Ghanaian was that he never knew what was coming.
It
was a weekend. By Monday noon time he was on a plane to Boston from
New York with his allowance and severance letter. Sexual Harassment!
The guy he talked to had a male partner! Cultural insensitivity
proper. So, this Ghanaian is back to Boston and he is job searching!
He was promised to work
with an insurance company.
Wait,
I am listening to this National Radio Broadcast. That over 5 million
people have registered for Obamacare! But, the Republicans said:
'Americans are not interested in Obamacare.' By the by,
it is called officially The
Affordable Care Act. What are the lessons?
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